What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 01:09

The Man with the Golden Gun
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Moonraker
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Octopussy
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-J W Pepper
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Dr No
You Only Live Twice
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Goldfinger
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
A View to a Kill
From Russia With Love
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
What is a common thought that keeps people up at night? Why do some people experience this?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Ah so!”
-All the bad guys are black.
Live and Let Die
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